Apr. 5th, 2006

bluedog: (Transmetropolitan)
There are some words that no man likes to see combined.

Today at work a claim crossed my desk that had listed under "diagnosis": Gangrene of Penis and Necrotic Scrotum.

YUCK and OUCH and NOOOOOO!

Two other words that no man likes to see combined: Accident and Circumcision.

I don't know how one gets gangrene of the penis or necrosis of the scrotum and I don't really want to know. I'm assuming it's something that most men avoid instinctively already.

In addition to being the diagnosis listed on that claim I think that is also the punch line for a radical feminist joke of some sort.

...and then the doctor said "Gangrene of the penis and a necrotic scrotum"!

Hahahaha.

Necrotic Scrotum will be the name of my band, someday.

NeCrOtIc ScRoTuM
bluedog: (Transmetropolitan)
There are some words that no man likes to see combined.

Today at work a claim crossed my desk that had listed under "diagnosis": Gangrene of Penis and Necrotic Scrotum.

YUCK and OUCH and NOOOOOO!

Two other words that no man likes to see combined: Accident and Circumcision.

I don't know how one gets gangrene of the penis or necrosis of the scrotum and I don't really want to know. I'm assuming it's something that most men avoid instinctively already.

In addition to being the diagnosis listed on that claim I think that is also the punch line for a radical feminist joke of some sort.

...and then the doctor said "Gangrene of the penis and a necrotic scrotum"!

Hahahaha.

Necrotic Scrotum will be the name of my band, someday.

NeCrOtIc ScRoTuM

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