HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!

I find myself sometimes, at work or at a grocery store, having very violent mental images running through my head. I'm curious if this is somewhat common.

The sort of thing I'm talking about is similar to a scene in True Lies where Arnold's character is taking a car for a test drive and the salesman is talking about Arnold's wife (not knowing she is his wife) in sexual terms. Suddenly Arnold slams his fist into the guys face, turning it into a bloody mess. Then just as suddenly this is undone and you see Arnold glaring at the guy and realize the violence was just in Arnold's head.

In my little violent mind movies I'm a bad motherfucker. Some sort of combo of Bruce Lee and Tex Cobb (as Leonard Smalls).



Usually the costars in my little mental movies are people I don't like or who piss me off for some reason.

I'm afraid that someday somebody will notice me looking at them strangely and ask me what I am thinking of and I'll answer without thinking:

"Kicking you in the nuts, stabbing you in the neck with this pencil and then slamming your face against the corner of that desk until I eventually walk away leaving you lying in a pool of blood and snot."

Doh. Did I say that out loud?

I've never acted on these mental flashes but I do find them sort of odd. Have I watched too many violent movies or read too many violent books? Played too many graphically violent video games?

I dunno. If you are somebody that actually knows me in person, no need to worry. I'm really a big teddy bear.

Holy sheep shit! While googling for a picture of Bruce Lee I found this article about a statue of Bruce Lee that is now on the list of crap I'm buying when I win millions of dollars in the lottery. I don't know what the article says but that statue kicks ass!



I just know that Doro will love having that in our living room.

HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!

I find myself sometimes, at work or at a grocery store, having very violent mental images running through my head. I'm curious if this is somewhat common.

The sort of thing I'm talking about is similar to a scene in True Lies where Arnold's character is taking a car for a test drive and the salesman is talking about Arnold's wife (not knowing she is his wife) in sexual terms. Suddenly Arnold slams his fist into the guys face, turning it into a bloody mess. Then just as suddenly this is undone and you see Arnold glaring at the guy and realize the violence was just in Arnold's head.

In my little violent mind movies I'm a bad motherfucker. Some sort of combo of Bruce Lee and Tex Cobb (as Leonard Smalls).



Usually the costars in my little mental movies are people I don't like or who piss me off for some reason.

I'm afraid that someday somebody will notice me looking at them strangely and ask me what I am thinking of and I'll answer without thinking:

"Kicking you in the nuts, stabbing you in the neck with this pencil and then slamming your face against the corner of that desk until I eventually walk away leaving you lying in a pool of blood and snot."

Doh. Did I say that out loud?

I've never acted on these mental flashes but I do find them sort of odd. Have I watched too many violent movies or read too many violent books? Played too many graphically violent video games?

I dunno. If you are somebody that actually knows me in person, no need to worry. I'm really a big teddy bear.

Holy sheep shit! While googling for a picture of Bruce Lee I found this article about a statue of Bruce Lee that is now on the list of crap I'm buying when I win millions of dollars in the lottery. I don't know what the article says but that statue kicks ass!



I just know that Doro will love having that in our living room.