mormons

So, I'm sitting here doing my telecommuting thing when I hear a knock at the door and a 'hello' from out side.

I'm thinking it's maybe the mail lady cause I'm expecting a package.

No, it's two LDS missionaries.

One of em starts his spiel and I cut him off and tell him I'm not interested.

Then the mother fucker gets coy.

"Not interested in what?"

Wtf? Does he think he's the first mormon to knock on my door? Does he think I'm stupid? Does he think he's set some sort of rhetorical mental trap and I'll think "gosh, what *am* I not interested in? Please tell me about Jesus!"

As might be obvious, I'm immediately pissed off.

I tell him I'm not interested in whatever he's here for.

"Well, do you know anybody that might need the power of Jesus?"

"No, I'm not interested in religion at all. Get out (point at gate). Go, out"

They leave, giving me puppy dog eyes like I'm an ogre or something.

Fuckers. This is why I need a pit bull.

mormons

So, I'm sitting here doing my telecommuting thing when I hear a knock at the door and a 'hello' from out side.

I'm thinking it's maybe the mail lady cause I'm expecting a package.

No, it's two LDS missionaries.

One of em starts his spiel and I cut him off and tell him I'm not interested.

Then the mother fucker gets coy.

"Not interested in what?"

Wtf? Does he think he's the first mormon to knock on my door? Does he think I'm stupid? Does he think he's set some sort of rhetorical mental trap and I'll think "gosh, what *am* I not interested in? Please tell me about Jesus!"

As might be obvious, I'm immediately pissed off.

I tell him I'm not interested in whatever he's here for.

"Well, do you know anybody that might need the power of Jesus?"

"No, I'm not interested in religion at all. Get out (point at gate). Go, out"

They leave, giving me puppy dog eyes like I'm an ogre or something.

Fuckers. This is why I need a pit bull.