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Pain? You want pain?
Mar. 9th, 2005 11:29 amWomen are always going on about how painful childbirth is. Don't ge me wrong, I'm sure it hurts. But I don't see how it could be more painful than getting a hair from your moustache caught in the tab of a soda can and getting that hair violently jerked out of your face.
That just happened to me. That hurts. I'm crying here. I want my mommy. My dog is looking at me funny, cocking his head to the side, wondering what's up.
Be glad you ladies only have to deal with giving birth. That only happens a few times for most of you, if at all. These moustache hair loss accidents happen hundreds of times per manly lifetime.
At least I have the fact that I took today off from work and can sit around the house all day to help me overcome the severe facial trauma I have experienced.
I'm feeling better now, thanks for asking.
That just happened to me. That hurts. I'm crying here. I want my mommy. My dog is looking at me funny, cocking his head to the side, wondering what's up.
Be glad you ladies only have to deal with giving birth. That only happens a few times for most of you, if at all. These moustache hair loss accidents happen hundreds of times per manly lifetime.
At least I have the fact that I took today off from work and can sit around the house all day to help me overcome the severe facial trauma I have experienced.
I'm feeling better now, thanks for asking.
