2005-05-07

bluedog: (Default)
2005-05-07 02:59 am

beds

What is it with our bed sizes here in America? Who thought this shit up?

I'm confused. There are Single, Double, Queen, and King sized mattresses, is that right? I've heard of a 'California King' too, whatever that is.

Why not just have Small, Medium and Large. Or use numbers, like 2.5ft, 3.5 ft and 5ft wide.

Do Europeans use a metric scale for their mattress sizes?

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a King sized bed in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a King sized bed?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a King sized bed is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it Le Kilo Bed.
bluedog: (Default)
2005-05-07 02:59 am

beds

What is it with our bed sizes here in America? Who thought this shit up?

I'm confused. There are Single, Double, Queen, and King sized mattresses, is that right? I've heard of a 'California King' too, whatever that is.

Why not just have Small, Medium and Large. Or use numbers, like 2.5ft, 3.5 ft and 5ft wide.

Do Europeans use a metric scale for their mattress sizes?

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a King sized bed in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a King sized bed?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a King sized bed is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it Le Kilo Bed.
bluedog: (Default)
2005-05-07 01:55 pm

My dog's attitude towards eating

Is summed up in this comic strip

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bluedog: (Default)
2005-05-07 01:55 pm

My dog's attitude towards eating

Is summed up in this comic strip

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