A few weeks ago I built a compost bin with 2 bins. I made it out of some old wooden pallets, some chicken wire like substance and an old screen door. I put a bunch of stuff in it. Anything I could find that was biomass and not flesh.
I've become slightly obsessed with it. I go to Starbucks and check for used coffee grounds (high in nitrogen!) and I cut up cardboard and paperbags (carbon!) and I beg for fresh grass trimmings from my friends and relatives. I snuck into the neighbors yard (they have moved out and the place is sort of vacant) and raked up a bunch of leaves laying in the yard over there. I have trimmed every shrub and tree in our meager yard. Our grass lawn is slightly larger than a post card so there isn't much grass available from that (and my mower doesn't have a bag attachment) but I raked it the last time I mowed and got a little grass for my lovely compost pile.
The oddest part, the part that has turned everyone against me, is I save my urine and pour it on top of the pile. It's got great nitrogen and lots of little organisms that help break down the rest of the stuff. I've got a big Gatorade bottle I use. Doro is afraid somebody will visit and see this jug half full of urine and think we are freaks. I say fuckem. My compost needs urine and if they can't understand that then they aren' the kind of people I want in my house, know what I mean? At least I don't ask for other people's urine. That would probably be a bit overboard.
Anyway, my pile is pretty big now. I turn it over every few days and I fluff it up pretty much everday so it gets some O2, which is very important. Today I moved the pile from one bin to the other and the dirt at the bottom of the bin was just full of Black Soldier Fly larva (maggots to you), I mean full of them. The earth moved. I raked my pitchfork across the dirt and it was solid maggots. I am happy.
I bought a compost thermometer off of Amazon (I tried to buy one locally but nobody here sells em) and I check the temp everyday. In the middle of the pile it hovers around 140 to 150 degrees. Oh yah. My urine is well spent.
I'm thinking of hitting up the place that cuts my hair to see if they can hook me up with a big bag of hair clippings. Good nitrogen there. I've tried to convince Doro that the cat would be more comfortable if we shaved her (and put her hair in the compst, of course) but she's having none of that. Drat.
I need to go to Starbucks more often. Those coffee grounds rock and my maggots love it. And if they are happy, then I am happy. I think I will cancel our satellite dish and internet connection and we can just go out and watch the maggots cavort for our entertainment. That's probably what our ancestors did before they had that stuff. When they weren't having sex that is.
Oh yah, and we have nearly a case of Fat Tire Ale left over from Doro's birthday bash a few months ago and I have decided that I must cut back on this overstock so I've been drinking a bit tonight. Look for more posts from me later this evening.
I love you guys! Almost as much as I love my maggots.
I've become slightly obsessed with it. I go to Starbucks and check for used coffee grounds (high in nitrogen!) and I cut up cardboard and paperbags (carbon!) and I beg for fresh grass trimmings from my friends and relatives. I snuck into the neighbors yard (they have moved out and the place is sort of vacant) and raked up a bunch of leaves laying in the yard over there. I have trimmed every shrub and tree in our meager yard. Our grass lawn is slightly larger than a post card so there isn't much grass available from that (and my mower doesn't have a bag attachment) but I raked it the last time I mowed and got a little grass for my lovely compost pile.
The oddest part, the part that has turned everyone against me, is I save my urine and pour it on top of the pile. It's got great nitrogen and lots of little organisms that help break down the rest of the stuff. I've got a big Gatorade bottle I use. Doro is afraid somebody will visit and see this jug half full of urine and think we are freaks. I say fuckem. My compost needs urine and if they can't understand that then they aren' the kind of people I want in my house, know what I mean? At least I don't ask for other people's urine. That would probably be a bit overboard.
Anyway, my pile is pretty big now. I turn it over every few days and I fluff it up pretty much everday so it gets some O2, which is very important. Today I moved the pile from one bin to the other and the dirt at the bottom of the bin was just full of Black Soldier Fly larva (maggots to you), I mean full of them. The earth moved. I raked my pitchfork across the dirt and it was solid maggots. I am happy.
I bought a compost thermometer off of Amazon (I tried to buy one locally but nobody here sells em) and I check the temp everyday. In the middle of the pile it hovers around 140 to 150 degrees. Oh yah. My urine is well spent.
I'm thinking of hitting up the place that cuts my hair to see if they can hook me up with a big bag of hair clippings. Good nitrogen there. I've tried to convince Doro that the cat would be more comfortable if we shaved her (and put her hair in the compst, of course) but she's having none of that. Drat.
I need to go to Starbucks more often. Those coffee grounds rock and my maggots love it. And if they are happy, then I am happy. I think I will cancel our satellite dish and internet connection and we can just go out and watch the maggots cavort for our entertainment. That's probably what our ancestors did before they had that stuff. When they weren't having sex that is.
Oh yah, and we have nearly a case of Fat Tire Ale left over from Doro's birthday bash a few months ago and I have decided that I must cut back on this overstock so I've been drinking a bit tonight. Look for more posts from me later this evening.
I love you guys! Almost as much as I love my maggots.