butterflies and unicorns

So we went to a birthday party tonight.

I drank beer.

I noticed my girlfriend was missing.

I, through lessons learned from reading Sherlock Holmes stories, deduced she must be upstairs.

I went upstairs.

There were 4 women lying on the bed, talking girl talk.

You know, if you are male, how you assumed that when women are alone they talk about butterflies and unicorns?

Wrong.

They talk about penises.

butterflies and unicorns

So we went to a birthday party tonight.

I drank beer.

I noticed my girlfriend was missing.

I, through lessons learned from reading Sherlock Holmes stories, deduced she must be upstairs.

I went upstairs.

There were 4 women lying on the bed, talking girl talk.

You know, if you are male, how you assumed that when women are alone they talk about butterflies and unicorns?

Wrong.

They talk about penises.