You evil cell phone using bastards!

I read an article online a week or so ago about how honey bees are dieing off. It's a major deal because these are the bees that pollinate the crops we rely on for our food. And the corn that gets turned into high fructose corn syrup, which is pretty much the cornerstone of our whole society now. I think everything, including Hummers, body armor and dog chew toys are made out of this stuff.

Now they think it might be that radiation given off by cell phones is what is killing the bees.

Yes, another reason to be angry at those jack asses that drive like idiots while talking on their cell phones. They are also killing my bees!

The implications of the spread are alarming. Most of the world's crops depend on pollination by bees. Albert Einstein once said that if the bees disappeared, "man would have only four years of life left".

For the record, I don't own a cell phone. I did briefly several years ago but the service was shit and I found myself answering it once while I was driving down the road and decided I was not responsible enough to own one, so I got rid of it. I did the same thing at one point with my credit cards and testicles.

You evil cell phone using bastards!

I read an article online a week or so ago about how honey bees are dieing off. It's a major deal because these are the bees that pollinate the crops we rely on for our food. And the corn that gets turned into high fructose corn syrup, which is pretty much the cornerstone of our whole society now. I think everything, including Hummers, body armor and dog chew toys are made out of this stuff.

Now they think it might be that radiation given off by cell phones is what is killing the bees.

Yes, another reason to be angry at those jack asses that drive like idiots while talking on their cell phones. They are also killing my bees!

The implications of the spread are alarming. Most of the world's crops depend on pollination by bees. Albert Einstein once said that if the bees disappeared, "man would have only four years of life left".

For the record, I don't own a cell phone. I did briefly several years ago but the service was shit and I found myself answering it once while I was driving down the road and decided I was not responsible enough to own one, so I got rid of it. I did the same thing at one point with my credit cards and testicles.