party with a star!
Apr. 25th, 2007 07:49 amThis is an actual ad that showed up on myspace.

Win a night out with Vanilla Ice.
And not the Vanilla Ice you remember. Not Ice Ice Baby. No, this is Thug Vanilla Ice. Notice the tatts and the buffness. And he's standing on broken up concrete blocks. That's his house, yo. Thug Vanilla Ice is street and that's his hood he's standing on.
He'll kick your ass if you say Ice Ice Baby or remind him in any way of his unfortunate big pants past.
Despite his new thug look, he's keeping the stupid name, Vanilla Ice. He doesn't want to be remembered as that guy, but he doesn't want to give up the name cause without that, he wouldn't even be a washed up celebrity that people can make fun of.
Oh yes, good times.

Win a night out with Vanilla Ice.
And not the Vanilla Ice you remember. Not Ice Ice Baby. No, this is Thug Vanilla Ice. Notice the tatts and the buffness. And he's standing on broken up concrete blocks. That's his house, yo. Thug Vanilla Ice is street and that's his hood he's standing on.
He'll kick your ass if you say Ice Ice Baby or remind him in any way of his unfortunate big pants past.
Despite his new thug look, he's keeping the stupid name, Vanilla Ice. He doesn't want to be remembered as that guy, but he doesn't want to give up the name cause without that, he wouldn't even be a washed up celebrity that people can make fun of.
Oh yes, good times.